Skeletor

So he has a hamstring injury (which normally takes about 4-6 weeks to recover from) yet he's merely a doubt and there's a possibility he could play tomorrow. Riiiiiiiiiight.

What?

Thanks Chelsea!

6-0!

"They look very slim in those tight fitted shirts" Classic Pleat...dirty perv.

5-0

They were ok. Enthusiastic I guess. Wigan were worse than turboshit though.

4

No. We're 11 points better.

By all accounts we'd met all of Marseille's demands but they decided to be cunts.

Come on Chelsea. Beat those cheating scumbaggies.

Full time 2-2

Oooh almost 3-2!

2-2!!

Birmingham get a goal back after a Bramble blunder

4-0 Blackpool

Milwall 4-0 Hull

Bloody hell. Swansea have scored 4 goals. That can't be right.

Steven Carr back to his shitty best.

Even Derby got a point on the opening day.

Half time at Wigan. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wigan are worse than dog shit. Feel better knowing how awful they are.

2-0 Wolves How do you make a game involving Wolves and Stoke more boring? Have Alan Smith cover it.

Classic Harewood