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No. We're 11 points better.

By all accounts we'd met all of Marseille's demands but they decided to be cunts.

Come on Chelsea. Beat those cheating scumbaggies.

Full time 2-2

Oooh almost 3-2!

2-2!!

Birmingham get a goal back after a Bramble blunder

4-0 Blackpool

Milwall 4-0 Hull

Bloody hell. Swansea have scored 4 goals. That can't be right.

Steven Carr back to his shitty best.

Even Derby got a point on the opening day.

Half time at Wigan. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wigan are worse than dog shit. Feel better knowing how awful they are.

2-0 Wolves How do you make a game involving Wolves and Stoke more boring? Have Alan Smith cover it.

Classic Harewood

Milwall 2-0 Hull

Convinced Wigan are going down this season.

Stop being boring.

Mancini's voice

SWP really sucks.

No doubt Shay Given is planning how to murder Joe Hart right now.

There's so many Steven Taylor clones around. First Pique now this weird guy you're talking about.

Best get in the lab and start developing those football talent jabs.