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I imagine Dassier laughing like Rex Banner in the Simpsons.

We do like signing players who aren't available to play for quite a while.

His rap skills aren't quite what he was hoping for.

That would be a definite Nelson "ha ha" moment.

So in other words Ben Arfa isn't sexy enough for his tastes?

Marseille supposedly buying Gignac and Remy. Werder buying some Brazillian guy called Wesley as Ozil's replacement. Nothing but speculation regarding Ben Arfa.

We would be cutting off our nose to spite our face. If they have to sell a player to get him in then they should do it. Nobody wants our players. That's why we have them. Allardyce + £100m = Theoretical Cha-ching!

Or he should simply sack Llambias and bring in someone who has a clue how to deal with transfers... Does Llambias even deal with all of our transfers? A good question is who actually does deal with the transfers? That used to be the infrastructure's job but they were all sacked as a reaction to the protests in our relegation season.

The 365 makes me think that site isn't very reliable. Doesn't really say anything sources weren't saying yesterday either.

Title update?

Where is that from? The past.

No wonder we're poor then.

No it doesn't. If it was he would have poached N'Zogbia from us years ago.

Except it came from a source that make up their rumours.

"There's been no contact but I remain hopeful of being able to change him again."

f***ing hell. The OTT Spurs hatred on here really is ridiculous. Seems fairly balanced to me. They're a horrible club with a horrible manager and fans.

Hope someone forces Ashley to eat his own shit and he chokes to death on it the penny pinching cunt.

What's the odds that we up our bid to 900k now?

YESSSSSSSSS 3-0

Or a Chris Hughton style double bluff? Who can you trust any more?

Twitchy's getting angry. Love it.

Lollercoaster

More like a bye-bye to the group stages *touches wood to unjinx*.

Nolan's