Skeletor

Ashley: http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4878/everythingwentbettertha.jpg

Personally I thought Coloccini did alright. Bar the penalty shout I don't think he did anything terribly bad.

Kill yourself.

Think we'll win* *If we have Ben Arfa to actually add some attacking threat to our team.

Need to be whipping them in all the time with Carroll in the team.

Totally agree. Very promising.

BUY SOME ATTACKING PLAYERS FFS. Other wise as expected. Not a bad performance as such considering how limited our squad is and how good theirs is.

Even Richard Keys knows it

This is about the best I could have hoped for. Had a few chances. Not being 3 or 4 behind already. Our lack of attacking talent is really evident. Every time we go forward there's nothing happening. Ben Arfa can't come soon enough!

Wayne Rooney has more goals against us than any other team. Not surprising.

He's being fined 1/30th of his salary?

I think people's mistrust in Ashley is fairly justified given his track record of evil.

The Uruguay press don't try as hard as the French press.

Giving Allardyce loads of money. Yeah there's a good idea. Oh by the way Smith is available.

I think this is good personally...because if they want to stop looking like jackasses they need to win. Play shit all season and their virginities will start growing back.

Cheap owner, cheap shirts. Perfect fit tbh.

I hope Jonas pulls out another similar performance

Is that a wise thing to do?

At least we're identifying the right players I guess. Will be disappointed if he ends up else where though.

"It's no rumour that the offers so far have been too low, you know what the English are like they always try to make the most out of any situation." We've said nothing

"Have you accepted the Newcastle offer yet?" "No" *Ben Arfa storms out* "...Call me?"

Presumably of sorting the club out before the window closes. Many French sites are claiming it is in crisis. Not a surprise. He seems like a massive spacker.

He's confident of what exactly?

Looks like he's about to have a heart attack.