Menace

I'd take Volz and Noe Pamarot on a 1yr deal.

The commentators are absolutely bumming him.

Ngo Baheng, Danquah

The good old internet hardman act.

The coverage makes me feel sick. Always turn it off after watching our goals.

What a start!

You are forgetting that Colo is actually decent in La Liga. £4-5M and they can have him.

36,944. That's not bad tbh.

Attendance anyone?

Shola hatrick. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Fap fap fap.

Brilliant last 5 minutes. 2-0. Well played lads.

Enrique is fucking quality.

This ain't gonna be easy. Reading have 9 players back.

There's no fucking way we're getting promoted. We're fucking shite.

Moat 100% next to Ashley and Lame arse.

Fuck me, another 44 games of this.

We really should spend all of the Duff money to try and bring McCormack here. He's class.

Sell him ASAP.

He's shit, still living off that Man U performance.

don't even go there mate It's true. Fuck.

Rooney isn't world class.

Was dreading this day. This summer really has been one of the worse of my entire life thus far. R.I.P. Sir Bobby Robson, a real gentleman.

Excited? I bloody am.

Someone find me a link to that t-shirt, its class.