Menace

I'd rather Lascelles just decks the cunt tbf

Apparently got distracted and got on the wrong flight. Don't shoot the messenger.

Liverpool have the media on absolute smash. They're definitely not going to bid again lads, source: trust me bro.

They paid £120m for Wirtz btw

If we open the door they'll rob the fucking kettle.

"we'll bid again but don't you dare reject it" Up the price to £170m fuck them.

It's who pasta cunt quoted initially when all this broke wasn't it?

Can't and won't are two different things, they clearly have the money we're asking for

I've been like that for 2 weeks now tbf

He's literally just signed for Wolves

Fishful of dollars is still my favourite episode

For what its worth - I know distant people close to Toney's circle. He's an absolute cunt - one of the main reasons Arsenal pulled out a few years ago btw.

Who the fuck do these guys think they are

I don't think they have much choice to be fair, they're in a PSR shitstorm themselves.

We can only get one striker in the Wissa/Watkins age range imo - getting 2 strikers who are 29/30 is absolutely mental in our position. They will have no resale value in 3-4 years and can you imagine how expensive they'll be to replace then?

Ollie Watkins

You'll probably have more luck with Gemma tbf

I wish we'd increase the price by £10M each week, it would honestly tell them to fuck off.

Boycott Abba and Ikea. Enough is enough.

Cunt won't even sign a new deal and fuck off next year. I will absolutely boo him next time I see him on the pitch - arsehole.

Liverpool had previously made an informal approach to their Premier League rivals and expressed an interest in doing a deal in the region of £120million, and the Anfield club have now seen an official bid rebuffed.

Looks absolutely dodgy and that haircut is fucking shite - I don't want him.

Correct me if I'm wrong and I may be talking absolute bollocks, but wasn't his agent at SJP a few years back?