M4

Good for him, fucking hell

He looked (we made him look, whichever) particularly mobile.

Time is a great healer... Just what a few years and the passage of Steve Bruce can do.

Pardew was however indeed so toxic. The original Ashley miserabler.

3 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

On the list you go 

Ahh, the list.

Most of the aftermath from these incidents is tedious as hell, but I do love the random horror show of making up rules and interpretations that come up. Two favourites from today:

"All of the ball that's on the ground is out, so that's enough. In any other circumstances that would be judged over the line"

"Rule states that there has to be two players behind the goalkeeper for the player scoring to be onside."

7 hours ago, pedro111 said:

 

I have a 6 year old. The thought of buying official gear at those prices is unthinkable for me. I got her a snide home top and within minutes of having it on there was tomato sauce all down the front of it. I'd be going spare if it was a proper one.

The fear is real

Great photos... especially that Chilli Padi invasion! 

Gutted not to have been part of such a day, hope everyone is well and had a class time 

Being back in the official merchandise game now but with 2 little boys can get expensive. Got the snidey ones last year, but this season got the full shirt, name and numbers... Not sure I'll be doing that every year though. Especially with how much use and quick wear and tear they get out of it!

Speaking of which, is there a snidey site that does the grandad collar shirt but kids size ?

Still shocked and pettiness and flopping of the PSG players. The Burn goal is a great example, 2 of them just dropping to the ground more interested in crying as we bang three chances at their goal.

Still, the ref gave them a lot. Just glad it didn't cost us tonight. Fuck them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/66993959

The absolute state of those Shay Given guesses 

Played to his strengths
He was immense.

So pleased for him.

2 minutes ago, wormy said:

The more I see replays of Almiron's finish the more impressed I am. Couldn't have buried it any more perfectly. 

Indeed. So calm and composed. Curled it perfectly around the defender.

Four-fucking-One, man

How ridiculous.

1 minute ago, Unlucky Luque said:

Can't see shit

It's brilliant

Fuck everyone and everything, we're fucking mint!

1 minute ago, Unlucky Luque said:

Can't see shit

It's brilliant

Fuck everyone and everything, we're fucking mint!

Just now, HawK said:

Jacob fucking Murphy, in the Champions League. 

 

Go on son.

Howe is getting the dark arts squad together.

Yellow for playing the ball ...

Begging for dodgy handball pens...

They get them at will in the French league. 

1 minute ago, Charlies said:

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1709658138058633497?s=20

PSG players such bitches.

Looked like a proper dodgy double handball from Lascelles though  

Thats over the line...

But also think he is offside.

Go on, Isak son 

Just now, andycap said:

This ref seems to blow soon as there's a slight bit of contact made 

Very, VERY worrying for the rest of the game this.

Just now, OoOGazOoO said:

You diving sod! Went down 3 yards after the ball had gone!

It's pretty sickening that a top flight referee can just blow for a foul there and think nothing of it.

Here comes the diving...