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Harsh on Carroll that.

Agreed. Ten million in place of Taylor would be absolutely pointless. Even if we were sure the money was going back in the team losing him would hurt our promotion chances in a big way and if we did still manage to go up, we'd only have to probably pay the same or more for a centre back next year.

If ever a picture could sum up a career: http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40071000/jpg/_40071347_ameobi2_pa245x300.jpg

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Don't know... don't really like seeing stuff like that. Also thought Warnock was right in criticising the Bristol C players and staff. It was just so clearly a goal you'd hope something would be done even if the whole refereeing quartet had a synchronised seizure.

Would be really gutted if he goes. Would be the most disappointing departure of all the players we have or had since the relegation. Could really be a hero in this league. Him and Campbell, yes please! Really hope it's not one or the other

Class goal that by Rodallega... also how much weight has Mark Clattenburg lost?! Didn't even recognise him at first.

did he fuck.

When'd you hear that? What does that even mean?

Took me a second... but indeed. Guess he assumed his work there was done with all the goalscoring going on.

Shola hat trick it is then. One small step towards promotion for Newcastle, one giant leap backwards for mankind.

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Shoot people!! Everyone one today.

Didn't he get one against a german team? Bayern Leyverkusen? That was 2. Of course it's his first hat trick ffs He got two goals when we played Leverkusen away, yes.

One of the few things he's actually good at: pelanty taking. Very well taken once again.

Oh god.... here comes the hat trick

Gutted would love Carroll to grab one too.

Can't fault Jonas' first touch. His controls are almost ALWAYS perfect. Quite impressive. If only...

Proper weirdo status achieved.

Come on, he wasn't far off there. He's a twat and a selfish cunt. No surprises. Can't believe he managed to stay onside!

Brilliant again from Carroll.

Just seen that guy Emnes' goal for Boro... ouch, get in.

Aye, we'd have a winger and Barton wouldn't be wasted any more. Dream talk though... as if Hughton will be making any constructive or logical subs.

That right wing really needs sorting out.