Wullie

Cheers Jill. Fuck's sake. Waited all this time for Lukaku and it's a bloody singles bet.

Can Paddy Power free bets only be used on singles?

Yeah Nut, the odds will split depending on the number of players they're level with, so Dzeko's will pay at quarter odds, Ronaldo's at a third, Lukaku at the moment I think is level with 5 so you'll get a sixth on him.

Wish the King would fuck off under a train so I could be pleased about this sort of thing. Signing good players under this mug just makes it far more frustrating when they're wasted than just watching shit players being shit.

Went to put the rest of my account on Belgium in ET as they started that break. Didn't go through in time. Cunts.

Any particular reason he's not in the Dutch squad?

Messi must be sick of his life having to carry such a shower of shit all the time.

Do goals in ET count for 888?

Last two games have been a complete catastrophe.

Plenty of history in a German-French clash after the Algeria game. Have they played in a World Cup since Schumacher vs Battiston? Assume they probably have like.

Makes me feel a bit better about my twenty quid.

Fucking Germans.

France -1 salvaged at the death, just need the Germans in 90 minutes for 25 quid. Benzema anytime let me down though.

They plumped for the Alan Pardew method of defending a lead: sit a foot deeper each minute after taking the lead and always give the opposition the ball back as soon as possible after winning it back. Under no circumstances must you attempt to pass the ball to a teammate when there is an opportunity to kick it really far downfield.

My BTTS looks fairly fucked.

Love Colombia like. Absolute quality.

Even dafter now they have Brasil 7/2 at the moment. Hope Argentina knock a few past Switzerland, any free 888 bet I get is all going on that.

Colombia's pre match odds were the craziest of the tournament so far. Wish I'd put more on.

Biting is much worse than most footballing offences. Obviously he does it through a shirt typically but you can give somebody HIV or hepatitis, any number of serious diseases, from a bite. The bloke's an animal.

Colombia are great value at evens vs Uruguay sans Suarez imo.

Another youth success for Pards.

Not a bad night apart from Ronaldo letting me down for £120, the horrible little shit.

My luck isn't so much out as evicted.

I'm fucking cursed. Can't believe what I've just watched.

£15 free bet on Ronaldo to score twice and Belgium to win, pays £120. What the fuck was he playing at with that free header ffs?