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I did think erecting a noose on his front lawn was a bit much.

This would be a nice little bonus if he can kick someone up the arse late on. In the Rangers game, Joe Aribo's price is enormous given his form. He's been booked 5 times in 11 games for Rangers, going at 17/2 with 365. The ref in that game averages over 5 per game too.

This is incredible, love Glimt.

Phil Brown?

Certainly looked a living hell whenever he was on his monthly holiday to Portugal.

They've been mugged there, he's fucking shite.

I wish someone would explain how this personal abuse has actually manifested itself. People posting that he's fucking useless to their 63 followers on Twitter while watching a match does not count I'm afraid.

Amazing how quickly the narrative of "the stupid Geordies only want a local manager for local people" that was an established fact when Pardew was here, went out the window when it turned out, shock horror, we preferred the Spanish Champions League winner to an idiot from Wallsend.

Common misconception but the Sunday "editions" of newspapers (MoS, Observer, Sunday Times etc) are entirely separate from the weekday one, different editor, different staff etc. The Daily Mail and MoS don't have any more in common than any other papers owned by the same company (e.g. Metro).

This photo was taken at Wolves' last home game.

Ridiculous night of near misses. Needed Ronaldo card for £250, Sanches SOT for £150, 1 Atalanta shot for £30, anyone to score at Lille for £25, and this was my Lucky 15 worth nearly £8k

Came too early. Needed that in added time. Fucking twat.

Ha, nice, I think @bovril was right as well, could luck out. I had the double with Ocampos as well, who's already had 2, at 194/1.

How can it be anyone else than another club legend, freely available? Couldn't have fallen more perfectly for them.

Renato Sanches appears to be starting up front for Lille vs Sevilla - 20/1 for 2 SOT

2/3 in - should've taken Mbabu instead, just couldn't bring myself to put him on at 5/4

Salzburg's scouting network is absolutely obscene.

Free £5 bet on the Salzburg game: Camara and Roussillon cards, Okafor SOT - 30/1

Leicester game, Zobnin/Dzhikija 28/1

It would take me 2 minutes to find a tweet from someone calling Messi a useless dwarf cunt. 'Famous person within football gets slagged off on Twitter' - what a shocking headline. Could understand it if he was actually on there arguing with people and weeping over his mentions but he's not. "The abuse that I didn't personally receive and never saw until Alex came round and put it up on the 70 inch telly has been horrendous"

The stadiums were mainly empty, and when they weren't he wasn't getting anywhere near as much stick as someone like Pardew did. The vast majority of the 'appalling abuse' seems to come from Alex Bruce searching his dad's name on Twitter and then relaying it back to him, the snide little cunt.

365 haven't got it priced yet for some reason but Orsato is doing Salzburg Wolfsburg tomorrow. His last 7 games his card count is 8 7 8 9 8 7 7 Absolute machine.

My form's fallen off a cliff over the weekend.

Halfway there again

Angelino 2 SOT and a card, 60/1