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No official statement from Pardew or the club yet?

Mate's just text me saying James Beattie!!?!? Surely fucking not!

lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Now been told Newcastle United have completed their business in the window. Jesus fucking cunting christ.

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin There's still time to make a £12m bid for Charles N'Zogbia, surely? Oh, no, he's already moved.

LukeEdwardsTele Luke Edwards Okay so now I'm not expecting anything positive on #nufc. Ruiz is going to sign for Fulham. Ridgewell not going to happen either. Oh well. He really is a cunt.

Ross Edser @Ross_Edser view full profile → Hinchley Wood FFC season ticket holder. Love Fulham. Aaron Hughes is a footballing god Fulham fan. Cunt.

chris_kammy Chris Kamara Just been told by @saifpr top agent Saif Ruby that manchester city have offered £100 million + Balotelli for Messi Barca considering it now!

Kaka to Spurs? No way!!!!!!

Yup, absolutely noone in is my bet now.

Iandennisbbc Ian Dennis I'm expecting Ruiz to reject Newcastle offer and sign for Fulham #FFC #NUFC #bbcfootball

FUCK OFF BRYAN SWANSON!!!

Oh yes, sucker!!!

Dann's GONE for 5 million. Simpson to Spurs? Can we have Corluka?

Johnson turns down Stoke, not really a surprise!

Helicopter inside London

sammatterface Sam Matterface WHAT.............. RT @SkySportsNews: #skysources - Stoke are trying to sign Manchester City's Adam Johnson on loan #ssn #deadlineday Please fuck off!!

FUCK OFF

simonbirdmirror Simon Bird RT @lee_ryder: #nufc Danny Simpson not going to Aston Villa, staying in Toon

MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Sturridge to #SAFC, says @DuncanCastles. Told this afternoon Chelsea's Ron Gourlay told NUFC they didn't want to loan him out At least we asked!!!

I would fucking cry!

Elephant head getting the pizzas in, fat fuck!!

LukeEdwardsTele Luke Edwards Sorry #nufc fans but it really does look like the club are no longer in the running to sign anyone at all. It's frightening isn't it!

Yet Hutton's apparently at Villa having a medical!

Why the fuck is David Craig the NE correspondent? Utter cunt.

FA Cup lugs!