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Got a sneaky feeling Benfica might pull off at least a draw tonight.

Yes it was a poor performance and yes we should be going to places like that and picking up wins HOWEVER last night was their party night what with all the buzz around about Fernandes and the new players making their debuts. And to an extent we pretty much spoiled their party. You could sense by the atmosphere even on the telly that they were totally up for it. Yeah we've got 'issues' mainly Shola being shite, Raylor not being a left back and Tiote being off the boil but at the end of the day we came away with a point from a game that was so important to them.

Think I'm gonna go for Dortmund Arsenal to be honest, see it being a good game. Interested to see a bit more of Gotze.

1 or 2 nil defeat! Absolutely nothing to gain from tonight's performance so can see us struggling.

Sack of shit. Nothing else.

So basically all these players who have failed tests are players who have mysteriously broken down in training and been missing for a few months. Agger certainly fits the bill.

Not seen said interview, but wasn't Ashley as likeable a few weeks into his tenure? It's always a feel-good factor when they first come in. We'll see if they keep it up and if these ambitious signings continue. Well we didn't really get to make an opinion cos we've never actually seen or heard him talk. Yet Fernandes is giving a live interview just before his first match in charge of the club. Just seems like a good all round bloke.

I'm going for 0-0!!!

Anyone else just see Fernandes being interviewed on SSN? Makes me fucking sick seeing someone like that when we have that fat cunt in charge, totally likeable bloke.

How have we done in the capital since our well known run of defeats a few seasons ago? Was thinking about this today.

Mate I know is still at the SoS as he's been in corporate and he reckons a PR agent has told them Quinn's resigned as Bruce has been shafted. He's a mackem obviously so unless someone's seriously winding him up....

Fucking Leicester!!!! SVEN OUT!!!

He's only 25 though, just lacking a bit of confidence I reckon. Blame that cunt Allardyce.

Matt Derbyshire for Forest, now he's a player I would have liked to have seen given at least a chance with us. Always thought he looked well decent at Blackburn, just didn't fit into fat head's plans.

All what? The bin dippers working you out and basically realising they've been fucked over good and proper?

Sky sources: Sir Richard Branson secures financial backing for Northern Rock bid When does our sponsorship deal run out? Wonder if this will have any effect on it?

No official statement from Pardew or the club yet?

Mate's just text me saying James Beattie!!?!? Surely fucking not!

lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Now been told Newcastle United have completed their business in the window. Jesus fucking cunting christ.

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin There's still time to make a £12m bid for Charles N'Zogbia, surely? Oh, no, he's already moved.

LukeEdwardsTele Luke Edwards Okay so now I'm not expecting anything positive on #nufc. Ruiz is going to sign for Fulham. Ridgewell not going to happen either. Oh well. He really is a cunt.

Ross Edser @Ross_Edser view full profile → Hinchley Wood FFC season ticket holder. Love Fulham. Aaron Hughes is a footballing god Fulham fan. Cunt.

chris_kammy Chris Kamara Just been told by @saifpr top agent Saif Ruby that manchester city have offered £100 million + Balotelli for Messi Barca considering it now!

Kaka to Spurs? No way!!!!!!

Yup, absolutely noone in is my bet now.