Big Geordie

‘Mon the Jambos! 😊

Shankland!!!

Yes!

Hearts been a bit pish so far. 🤔

Bugger

Chelsea 1 Forest 3 Joao Pedro with an overhead kick

Chelsea to spend £500million in the summer, on their latest squad 'rebuild'. FA and PL do nothing.

Offside. Still 3-0 Forest.

Chelsea 1 Forest 3 Joao Pedro

Goal given Chelsea 0 Forest 3

VAR check Probs offside (5Live)

Apparently the young lad is awake and on his way to hospital, with his dad. (5Live)

Good. The cunts.

Just seen the clash of heads. Hope both the lads are ok - looked really nasty.

Full Time. Spurs win.

Villa 1 Spurs 2 Buendia

It's becoming a regular thing in the PL - some teams and players just phoning it in - in-effect, throwing games.

Villa 0 Spurs 2 Richarlison

Off back to Dortmund, apparently?

Spurs hit inside of post, after Martinez saves.

Spurs gonna win tonight and end up being safe come the end of the season. Unfortunately.

Villa 0 Spurs 1 Gallagher

Full time. Canny sounding game.

Just seen the Fernandes challenge - really nasty and knew exactly what he was doing. Nailed on red card.

Man United 3 Liverpool 2 Mainoo