Big Geordie

Rice with another pearler! 2-0

Arsenal need another you would think.

Rice with a belter 1-0

It is. 4XL fits me grand. I can't afford to pay £80 for tops.

Thanks, Nut.

Soccer04/07/09 seems to be down?

VAR check for a pen for Arsenal...... not given

Good, professional performance last night, a clean sheet and hopefully no injuries.

A rotten match - certainly 90mins that I won't get back. Fell asleep in the 2nd half.

Joking aside (if I may) Their manager has done a helluva job, considering their budget and wage structure - which I believe is the 3rd lowest in the league. *ducks for cover* I've got some good mates who are red and white and they are good lads. Not all mackems are bellends as many on RTG would have us believe.

Brighton down to 10 men. Van Hecke sent off for 2nd yellow.

Palace down to 9 - 2nd yellow for Guehi 12mins added on.

Ipswich 1 Wolves 2 Strand-Larsen.

West Ham 2 Bournemouth 2 Evaneilson with his 2nd.

Palace down to 10 men Eddie Nketia sent off - 2nd yellow.

Ipswich 1 Wolves 1

She's talking to her son, in Norwegian so that makes it a bit more distracting!

West Ham 2 Bournemouth 1 (Wor lass still on the bloody phone!)

West Ham 1 Bournemouth 1 Missed the scorer again (wor lass is on the phone!)

Palace 2 Brighton 1 Missed the scorer

West Ham 0 Bournemouth 1 Evanielson

Palace 1 Brighton 1 Wellbeck

Ipswich 1 Wolves 0 Delap

Palace 1 Brighton 0 Mateta

Good side, IMO. Bryan Mbeumo is a real handful.