Big Geordie

Battling point for Newcastle - twice coming from behind to level. At least the recent rot is stopped.

Dummett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I called it again. I'm gonna put the lottery on this week.

3-2 Man United Rooney. There it is.

Man United on the ropes. :: They will go onto get a jammy winner.

Mitro to take...... scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Pen to Newcastle - at last!

Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. Shared around on my FB feed. Suggest everyone else do the same.

Radio Newcastle mentioning an anti-Ashley banner has appeared in the Gallowgate. I bet the stewards will be straight in! Can't have that afterall.

Anyone think that Saviet and Shelvey are going to change this man? We are fucked and down. And again, it will be fully deserved.

Now Gini misses a great chance. Hits the keepers legs.

Rooney misses a sitter?!

It will end up being a comfortable 2 or 3-0 win for Man United this. McClaren will blame the pen and then forget about what comes after.

Well, I didn't think Dean would give one that quickly.

Is Mike Dean the ref who gives Man United loads of penalties?

No brainer for him, surely?

Bet there will be a relegation bailout clause.

Worth remembering that when we signed Gary Speed (from Everton) - he was out of form and not liked by their fans. Shelvey is still young, has plenty top flight experience and will improve us. Will do for me.

Well, he'd be a start. Bet we'll be haggling over the fee though and it will breakdown.

Good Hopefully the fat cunt's arse will be twitching a bit at the moment.

I'm not even going to bother with the 'highlights'. Totally joyless.

I don't think he genuinely cares if we go down or not. Man doesn't give a fuck.

Lose today and against the Mancs and I think the bell will be tolling for McClaren. It has to be, unless the owner has already accepted relegation.

Mitro misses a sitter. Don't know how far he was away from it.

Mbabu off - Thauvin on. Newcastle switched to a back 4.