Big Geordie

Tough start, but we will be ok

Don't know a lot about the lad, but he comes very highly-rated!

It's poor like, considering how much the tops cost. Makes you wonder how much it costs for Castore to knock up one of these tops and what their profit margin is.

Still none the wiser - don't watch that shite.

2-4 to RoW Kem (no idea who he is)

2-3 to RoW Keane gets his 2nd

2-2

Vicky McClure

England 2-1 Scholes with a daisy cutter.

England level Butterfield

1-0 to RoW Usain Bolt

Soccer Aid on ITV1, at the mo - 8mins in. Sam Matterface on comms.

Josef Fritzel's son?

Football has always been political.

“Biggest story in club history’ ???

Another save there mind!

Has Lukaku lost his mojo or something? Looks a shadow of the player he used to be.

Save!

Marseilles v Red Star. That was genuinely shite.

Naughty from Lukaku

How did that stay out? ???

Finish from Rhodri ?

City to win this with a spawny goal in last 10.

Inter doing what Italians do best - keeping it tight and being really organised. ? Not the walkover I thought it would be.

Foden warning up