Keefaz

He's footylicious alright.

Ah, look at these olé cunts noo.

Sweet.

That tackle.

Final ball absolutely rubs.

Bosnians love knocking it round their own box.

I'm sure Rio talks sense, but I never have any idea what he's saying. I just glaze over after a few seconds.

Aye, just seen that. Lush.

Really strange they've got Frankie Dettori in the studio...

Doesn't help they've got a young butch lesbian playing for them.

Argies absolutely balls. When are they going to do something brilliant?

Think Dzeko-ped with it well so far, yes. What? "they've coped" djeko-ped ... was horrible Absolutely mind-blowing.

Think Dzeko-ped with it well so far, yes. What?

'Messy' is right, ha ha.

Question: are there more own goals in WC games than normal games?

Yes! I like Bosnia & Herzegovina. They don't give a fuck.

Bosnia dominating now.

Also: shite set pieces.

Going forward we'll cause most teams problems. Just a bit crap at the back.

Drop Rooney to qualify, tbh.

Think we'd have got a draw if Rooney wasn't quite so shit.

Pirlo's an arsehole, like.

This is such a typical England performance.

Italy have been canny balls, tbh. No better than England, really.

Fuck you, Rooney. Fuck you.