Keefaz

Look. The ball is not sticking if you lump it forwards. Everyone can see it. Fucking stop it.

Barfa. Sometimes you think he tries too hard.

Colo won the ball a yard behind himself there. Like a Jedi.

Howay, lads. Much better this.

Gay tackle.

Burnt the fucking tortilla. Put some onions on, asked the missus to keep an eye on them. Burnt. Put potatoes on, asked the missus to keep an eye on them. Burnt. Poured in the eggs, asked the missus to keep an eye on it. Fucking burnt.

Some booing regardless. Not great.

This little flurry is the only thing saving Pardew from a half-time booing of massive proportions.

Half-time reaction?

Well. Colo's been alright.

Let's... make a chance!

Well, this is shit.

Oh, god. FFS.

Belligerent ballboy. Jesus.

Someone's told them this is going to last for 90 minutes, right?

3 touches.

Santon looking good in forward direction.

Simpson, man, sod off.

This is balls.

Yellow card, ffs.

Hmmm.

Haha.

If we're gonna hoof, it let's at least get it over the halfway line.

Catterlol.

Bring it on, you bellends. Missus has me trying to cook tortilla while watching this. WTF?