Keefaz

Commentary is shite as per.

Portugal brilliant so far.

Absolutely unbelievably bad refereeing.

Ref's a fucking maniac.

Good game this. The spanking either of these sides would give us.

You look such a prick when you arse around like that and then hit the wall.

"Cointreau"?

'Kin hell. Good move.

Spain have finally found their rhythm.

Portuguese closing down like motherfuckers. Could be a tiring night.

Aye. "Portugal will be pleased with this first 30 seconds of the game".

Good start this.

What the fuck is going on here?

There's some high notes in that fucking Portuguese anthem, like.

What?

What they done with the Boumsong dosh?

There have been British teams that have played good, passing possession football. It is possible for English players to get into that rhythm.

Bullshit. I thought that was pretty much the accepted opinion as well TBH. Would be interested to hear a multi-word argument from you like. The shit of the bull.

It's those Nike adverts. Guaranteed to be shite after that kind of fate-tempting. It's weird. I mean, his touch is absolutely awful. Passing: awful. If you went purely by his performances in the World Cup and the Euros, you would imagine him to be some clogger from the bottom of the table.

Carroll is one of the few players who seemed to have confidence in his own ability. He knows he's got at what he does (target man stuff, holding the ball) and did his job really well. Fuck knows what Rooney's problem is. Unbelievably shit in the past two tournaments.

Gash pen.

Fuck knows why he fancied taking one.

Pirlo.

Nice one. Looked like he was crapping himself.

Not you.