Keefaz

Aye. Give the ball to Ronaldo. How hard a plan is that?

Lawro's in a right mood.

Cos he looks like a shitting dog when he's on the ball?

Diving cunt.

Nice pass.

Fuck you, ref, you cunt.

Divvent think much of their origami, like.

Forcing the pass a bit here, the Deutschens.

Good header that.

Could you possibly get any nerdier?

Howay, Kai, get on it.

Russia would absolutely bum us. Right in the face.

Good work, but ditch the music, man.

Always thought the Russians could step up a gear if they wanted, tbh.

His build-up play was fine, tbf. Just hits a ball as cleanly as a blind man trying to club a seal.

Thing is, Kerzhakov has fashioned his own chances, but the finishing... 'kin hell.

Fucking mad feet.

Get off, man!

Cunt can't hit a ball straight, man.

Worth subbing Kerzhakov, surely?

Bwahaha! Nice finish, you useless twat.

The rest of their passing's been balls, like.

Brilliant fucking run & pass.

Can these lot control a football?

Baros.