Keefaz

Christ. Bet that stung.

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Soft yellow. Arse ref.

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Kai, man.

Clearly pretending to be texting so he doesn't have to talk to anyone.

Course it's him, man.

Not very often we could've played much better than that away from home of late. Second half's gonna be frightening, though.

Just what I was thinking.

Brilliant, brilliant first half from us there.

"JT".

Holy shit.

Brilliant first half this. Massive props to Pardew.

So impressed with Perch.

Tiote, fucking brilliant.

Williamson, ffs.

Card there, ref.

Good work.

Argh! My heart!

Shit Coloccini, you're just a shit Coloccini.

One more before half time, please, ta.

Perch is a fucking beast. Brilliant.

Ba and Cisse, man. Like they're playing on different pitches.

30-yard knob lob.