Keefaz

This is it. The game could be out of sight. Anyway. God knows. Given up trying to predict Newcastle matches.

No

Good

Liverpool incredibly fortunate to be only one down

Right. Well, not to be a doom-monger, but we're totally fucked now.

Ffs

Pardon ?

🙁

No idea what to expect. I get so nervous when we take the lead, so ideally it'd be 0-0 at HT. They score, we equalise after ten mins. Then we add another two in the last five minutes.

Liverpool haven't had a sniff since they conceded

If he hadn't cost 70 billion, he's the type of player you'd loan out to Sheffield United to get booted around a pitch for a bit

He got quite a patronising little clap when he went to the touchline last night. Bless him.

Looks like a drunken walk home when you've smashed your glasses after falling flat on your face.

To save Joelinton for Barca

I saw more of Guardiola last night than I did of the fucking match. I couldn't care less about his antics and the way he can't clap properly. I wanna see Wissa ambling round the pitch eyeing up a steak bake.

He's not said it exactly, but I think his focus has been the CL from the start. I think he'd take poor league form and dropping out of the cups it it means progressing in Europe. Maybe he's right. If we beat Barca, maybe it'll all make sense.

'Despite everything'. What a penis.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4g8vr0vqqlo Pep getting touchline ban for two games for continually being a dick

Yeah, for sure. I mean, that's why teams learn to drag players out of position.

I mean, I say that with hindsight. Obviously, the ball's got to go through a lot of bodies to get there. And no doubt Barnes is looking for a quick counter. Maybe that's an acceptable risk. Some coaching genius can weigh in.

I dunno, man. He has to pick up Savinho here, doesn't he?

Can't see it being anything else

You know old co-commentators will say stuff like, 'You can see he's really enjoying his football at the moment'? The opposite of that is true for Woltemade. I think he'd rather be working in TK Maxx.

I wish we could have reversed the two performances (and team) from the last two games. Seems we put out our best team and worked out balls off in a league match that ultimately means nothing. Anyway... I know we have to rest players and all that. It's an impossible task.

Well. That was a total car crash.