Keefaz

Take it back. Sits on his foot.

Massive dive

The B Team Burridge Beye Botman Burn Bernard Batty Butt Beardsley Bellamy Ba Ben Arfa I've put Burridge in nets, but not sure he played in the PL. Can't think of an alternative.

Good marking

Boring match

Lush to see him getting so vocal from the bench. Would be great to have him around the club when his legs finally fall off.

The annoying thing is that I doubt they'll play that poorly again. Wish we could've capitalised while they were having a off day.

Can someone tell wor flags to double-check their grammar. That ain't how you use 'awaits'.

We've all moved on from that

I mean, we're absolutely shocking with a one goal lead. Probably done us a favour.

He should learn his limitations. He's closer to Nicky Butt than he is Paul Scholes.

Seems incredibly toxic

If he was smashing them in in training, he'd have played. Because we need goals.

Maybe he's just crocked. Osula was out for three months with an exploded ankle but can still run.

I dunno what you're supposed to do in that situation. Kinsky looked like he just wanted to die.

Not absolutely certain what Barca's gameplan was. Just sort of knocking the ball around incredibly slowly. Plus loads of misplaced passes. Rubbish set pieces. Can only pray they play exactly like this at the Nou Camp.

Yeah, but they should've had another two.

Please get Hoddle. Please get Hoddle.

Looks like he stinks

Couldn't give a toss about Chelsea

Good game. Still basically random what direction the ball goes in when he kicks it.

Thought he looked a bit groggy

He's basically improved game on game.

Right. I'm over it. Thought we were amazing. Bring on the second leg.