Keefaz

HOWAY!

This. We're playing in the final third now.

Bardsley looks pissed.

Literally a million times better when we keep the ball on the deck.

Bit embarrassing that from Cheick, like.

Next time Tiote get the ball there, I hope everyone shouts, "PASSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Bet the ref levels this up.

What a fucking save.

Look. The ball is not sticking if you lump it forwards. Everyone can see it. Fucking stop it.

Barfa. Sometimes you think he tries too hard.

Colo won the ball a yard behind himself there. Like a Jedi.

Howay, lads. Much better this.

Gay tackle.

Burnt the fucking tortilla. Put some onions on, asked the missus to keep an eye on them. Burnt. Put potatoes on, asked the missus to keep an eye on them. Burnt. Poured in the eggs, asked the missus to keep an eye on it. Fucking burnt.

Some booing regardless. Not great.

This little flurry is the only thing saving Pardew from a half-time booing of massive proportions.

Half-time reaction?

Well. Colo's been alright.

Let's... make a chance!

Well, this is shit.

Oh, god. FFS.

Belligerent ballboy. Jesus.

Someone's told them this is going to last for 90 minutes, right?

3 touches.

Santon looking good in forward direction.