Keefaz

Simpson, man, sod off.

This is balls.

Yellow card, ffs.

Hmmm.

Haha.

If we're gonna hoof, it let's at least get it over the halfway line.

Catterlol.

Bring it on, you bellends. Missus has me trying to cook tortilla while watching this. WTF?

All you Italians look the same.

Oh, ffs, whining about a throw-in.

Oh, this kid can fuck right off.

Nice side-footer, that.

Roaring at a squirrel?

What a knobber.

Brilliant news.

Just roll the ball to Coloccini. How hard can it be?

Fucking hell. It's like brainwashing.

What did he think the whole Mackem in Milan thing was about?

97% possession apparently. No doubt all of it of 5 yard passes. f***ing HELL, that's impressive. i'm lost here like. I didn't watch the match, but now I'm expecting the highlights to show Parker just twirling round the centre circle for the entire duration. If this didn't actually happen, I'll be disappointed. It was worse than that. He would get the ball, spin round twice, lay the ball off 5 yards sideways or backwards, then run in a BIG circle to arrive back in the same point, demanding the ball. Guy's mental.

Na, Steven Taylor is like an orange Micah Richards.

Fucking hell.

If the band did Anarchy in the UK for 90 mins, it'd be better.

Was there any point in him actually playing?

Can't believe the England band is still going. How is that load of old oompah of any use whatsoever?