Keefaz

Has Simpson ever picked out a player and tried to pass the ball to him? His entire game is based on hoofing it down the line.

Santon was wicked, I thought. Colo, Jonas and Best all good. Don't think it was that bad a performance at all, tbh. Bit boring and safe at times, but relatively professional from us, especially considering that, well, it's us.

Weird game: all the good and bad elements of our side in one match. Oh, well. Three good points.

Nice one, lads.

I think Shola might be dying...

Shola.

Shola. Even when he's good he's shit.

Ray, they won't do wonderfully well. Look at them. Just look at them.

See it out now, lads, and job's a good 'un.

Fucking hate it when Krul hoofs it long.

Not the insane Perch substitution again, ffs.

When we pass, we're a good side.

SHOLA, FUCK YOU, MAN.

I think he's still a bit too desperate tbh, which could be attributed to his benching, despite his goal. I think a relaxed Ben Arfa is better, than one with a point to prove. A run in the team would go a long way to help that! Agreed.

Wahey!

Fuck, that'll hurt.

Ben Arfa could be really good for us. Just needs to use his brain a bit. Can do the lot with the ball, though.

Anyway, Jonas, play to the fucking whistle. The ball was waiting for you there, you div, while you're waving your hands.

Simpson, you arse.

You're rather strange, Ray.

Shola actually jumped away from the ball there. Fuck off, man.

Shola only seems to run when he has no chance of getting the ball. Do it the other way round, you plum.

Shola's fucking balls.

Has there even been a more indecisive player on the ball than Jonas, bless him.

Well, no, Ray: it's not off the pitch, you cunt.