Keefaz

Boo-urns?

Oh, fuck off, you bells. The crowd were up for it until the team started playing like a bunch of zombies.

FFFS.

Since when has Genghis Khan been an NUFC supporter?

Guthrie.

"Keep the ball keep the ball keep the ball, keep the ball keep the ball keep the bore-awl".

FFS, Shola has yet to winning a ball in the air. Stop it, man.

This is shit. If we're not winning it in the air, then let's stop doing those long balls.

Why's Michael Caine commentating?

Do I not like the look of this. We seem a bit half-arsed in comparison to QPR.

Nice start.

HTL. When did Mark Hughes turn into fucking Bill Shankly?

"And as for Newcastle, I'll be coming to all the games I can. It's the team I support, the team I love, so I'll be there whenever I can."

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Hope he gets a fucking spelk, the twat.

Better translation would be "Why not? It's not impossible" wouldn't it?

Just... not worth it.

Bloody Stevenage.

What? Don't tell us the result before the fucking highlights, you bellend.

If this is a taste of their Euros coverage, it's gonna be epic.

Figo. So stylish. So foreign.

Come on, adverts. Come on.

No one gives a fuck about your son, man.

Great hat-trick that.

Canny finish that.