Keefaz

They're bad, man.

Poor Ukraine

Think Sterling's been brilliant.

Absolute delivery

Glad Ukraine aren't very good.

Good finish. He's been alright second half.

Good job Germany are shit.

Take it all back, Kane is amazing.

I mean, even when Shearer couldn't walk, he could still trap a ball played to him with back to goal.

The gammon love him

I mean, it's pretty easy to mark someone who doesn't move.

Fucking fucking Kane

Kane.

Fucking Kane

He's definitely starting in the second half now.

Seem to have an extra man there. Not sure this formation is all that.

The first yard is not in his head.

Get that lad off, man.

Kane pointing out passes that you could only play if you played them off a cushion.

Should be goal.

Saka giving them fright.

Maybe complete a pass.

I mean, don't wish to overreact but this is fucking awful.

Are you even on the pitch?

Germans typically stylish in their blackshirts.