Keefaz

Why Autumn? Be fair Mick, judge him after the summer/in January/next summer/after next summer. Souness-esque, then everyone will claim they knew he was shit all along, like they did with that fool. Pretty sure everyone thought Souness was shit all along. Didn't they?

Good goal, like.

Aye, but in quite a weird dismissive way. Like, "Those cheeky cunts in the stands will be talking about Europe. Nee chance with this shower."

Brucie, ffs. What A Twat.

Our best player by a mile. Said many a time that I never, ever rated him but this season he's completely changed my opinion. Doesn't matter. He'll be out all next season anyway.

Oh, Parker'll cherish that.

The defending, man...

That goal is hilarious.

"The disappointment's for them; not with them." Huh?

Hope Stevie G's keeping an eye on his wallet. They can't resist in a crowd like that, man.

Great save, fatty.

Wenger, man, ffs. Like Groundhog day. Yes, your players are still young. And you're still not winning owt.

Motson literally has no idea where he is. Poor sod.

Howay. There's the excitement of seeing whether or not Fulham get a fucking red card. Oh, right.

Did Motson's balls just drop?

His hair is genuinely disgraceful.

Howay. There's the excitement of seeing whether or not Fulham get a fucking red card.

What's wrong with you? Eh? Never heard anyone describe a goal in that fashion before. Erm. Well he did what I said and I found it extremely surprising. What the fuck. Can't wait for your other posts! Oh my fucking God, Bolton's new shirt has got a big fuck-off red Reebok sign on the shoulder! http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/05oct2-captain-obvious.jpg

How extraordinary: that chap put the ball into the opposition goal with his head!

Looks like a kit from some weird Japanese team.

What's wrong with you? Eh? Never heard anyone describe a goal in that fashion before. Erm. Well he did what I said and I found it extremely surprising. What the fuck. Can't wait for your other posts!

What's wrong with you? Eh? Never heard anyone describe a goal in that fashion before.

Thought it was "rapture in the morning".

What's wrong with you?

Good that. Maybe Beckford will find his feet next season.