Keefaz

Coloccini is fucking lush.

Shola, ffs. You're a big bloke. Stand up.

Honestly, I get the fear whenever Steven Taylor tries to 'take charge'.

Name names.

Chelsea can't be arsed. Ferguson looks reet.

Shola's been decent on the right. Rather him there than on his arse up front.

Torres is balls.

What is our plan here? Why's Shola playing RW?

Everything good and bad about Shola is being demonstrated today. What a pain in the arse he is.

Keep giving it to Fergie, tbh.

You should see him eat fish and chips.

They'll put any rubbish on TV nowadays.

Get your dosh out, Mike.

Rubbish goalkeeping.

Jonas claiming it.

Classic Raylor.

WTF?

Great pass that, man. Anyone think we need to spend?

We're getting a bit of kicking here from the commentary booth. Fuck off, man.

Oh, good.

Chelsea couldn't even be arsed to get in the box.

HTL, I suppose.

"12th place: safe, but only just." Fuck off!

Shit time to have a Cup Final.

Just seen this. That's fucking shit. I thought the strip was black & whites stripes. What the fuck is that? One black stripe? Fuck off.