Keefaz

Brilliant point. Smashing effort.

Ranger doesn't even need the ball to score.

Rubbish dive.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ.

4 minutes? Good, Ranger can score twice.

Going for a slash.

Bringing Michael Owen on could've been Pardew's masterstroke.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

Well Ireland was useless there.

That tackle was fucking insane, you knacker.

Ranger not looking too nippy.

Tiote's been mental in this match.

Allardyce has such a boring fucking voice. Imagine listening to that on a wet Wednesday over the fucking PA as you're training.

No way he's gonna finish the game.

Giggs has just missed.

Jonas, you huge fanny.

Tiote in a massive radge.

This.

Shola, you mad cunt.

Unlucky, lads.

Wahey! Man Utd playing right into our hands.

It's not a pen, man.

Cos' they know he'll bottle it if they kick lumps out of him. He's got to be prepared to take it, tbh.

Looking really, really static now.

Lost our energy a bit here.