Keefaz

Na, I can see that. Looks like a cleaner in a shopping centre.

Great leap for a big man.

ITV have ruined this game.

Probably more of a tactical coach than one who gets involved on the training ground. I'm guessing.

Sexico.

Croatia team seems much worse than it has any right to be given the quality.

About time Mexico scored. Absolutely facebumming Croatia.

Croatia have overhit almost every pass.

Chiquitita coming on.

Cameroon coach is like: http://www.11points.com/images/overplayed-fooled.jpg 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'

Cheeky twat.

Hulk.

Imagine being a Brazilian forward sitting at home watching this shit. Flip ought to be a little pissed. Even the Ronaldo may as well come back and wrestle his undisputed World Cup scoring GOAT title back off Klose. What's this GOAT stuff? Seen it loads recently. Goal Of All Time Scored Ever.

'Sorry, Adrian, I don't give a fuck.'

I thought Aaron Paul was cool, but then it turns out he wasn't acting and that's actually the way he really is.

Thing is, if the ball had been cut back and Marcelo had been there to clear it they'd have called it brilliant defending...

Muting O'Neil.

Those Foster ads are the fucking worst things to ever happen to humanity since Hitler.

Hulk smash!

Hoho!

Aye Has made the match really boring somehow.

Rubbish tackle.

Bilingual wanker.

Have they just decided Neville shouldn't speak any longer?

Gary. Neva4get.