Keefaz

Bootiful.

Almost mint. Useless cnut.

Nice camera-work, man.

You can only say it's jammy because no one has any idea what this ball's going to do.

Jammy twat.

No freekick's gonna go in, man.

Run at them, man, you stupid fucks.

For all that N. Korea are playing well, Brazil clearly thought they could stroll this one. Wake up, you silly twats.

Get your money on Korea, man.

A game like this makes me wonder: what are OUR qualities? Look at N. Korea and you can see straight away what they're good at. What are we good at?

They're superb at countering but utterly shocking in and around the box.

WE KNOW THERE'S NO ROOM IN THE FUCKING CENTRE, YOU WELSH PRICK!

I like 'em. I might adopt a Korean.

Apologies, a flat back five is cutting edge attacking football these days. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THEM TO PLAY AGAINST BRAZIL, MAN?

They honestly don't look bad at all. Would scare the shit out of us, tbh.

This is going to get boring, innit?

They're quick, like.

Haha! They're so small!

CRYING ASIAN MAN!

God, I hope it turns out they're brilliant.

What a delicious way to go.

Brazil at full strength. North Korea as well. How do you know? Maybe it's the wank K.Ri that's starting You know, I've been a North Korea supporter for the last 18 years so I should know if they're full strength or not. So, who should we be keeping an eye on?

I've lost tons (in Keefaz terms) so far. Stupid bloody competition.

Ahem.

What the fuck was up at the end there? One last chance to get the ball in the box and they wasted time?