Keefaz

Very happy Eddie is mixing it up. Interested to see what he's thinking.

3-5-1-1

My way would be way more exciting. 95th minute, Woltemade carries the ball to the corner while all the Frenchies cry into their frites.

Meat and two veg every meal. Numbers don't lie.

I want a slightly dicey first 45 that ends 0-0. Then we come out, score two on the bounce, concede one, shit ourselves until the final whistle, everyone goes nuts, the Eiffel tower flies into space and everyone gets home safe.

Given his current range of passing, might be better off asking Tonali to play as DM. Get ball. Lay it off to someone who can do the creative stuff. Keep it simple. Keep possession.

I can't bear to watch another harmless cross sail into the box. It's fucking infuriating. Try anything else.

Just caught up with the second half. It's hard to imagine this is the best way to use these players. I mean, I'm sure Howe knows better, he sees them all day. But you could put together a supercut of our hopeless crosses and it'd be about five hours long. You're much better of driving into the box from side positions, I'd have thought?

Well, I've got to go out. I really hated that first half. Eddie needs to go earn his money now.

Well. Not super, but there was a ten minute spell when it looked like Villa were prime Barca. Hopefully that's ended now.

Joe's been good, hasn't he?

Miley our best player today

Ffs

Fucking Gordon

Probably said this every match, but just lumping crosses in to no one is not working as a strat

Well, I haven't enjoyed any of this.

Oh, god. They look much better than us.

Can we stop perving on Bruno and his family?

Oh, fuck off

Good start

Lollllllllll

Be disappointed if you were a Bournemouth fan. Chances to wrap this up.

Silly twat must score

Every player must've got a card by now

Ref's been good