Keefaz

Shoulda been 7 there, man. Rubbish.

GET IN!

I could sense it coming as soon as they went down to 10.

Could be a great, great day.

Kicking their bollocks off at the minute.

Mint! Absolutely mint!

Sounds a fucking blinder!

Kicking their arses now. When we play with confidence, and Guthrie especially, we're a good attacking team.

Get your money on a bummin'!

Hot fuck!

Great cross from Carrol, apparently.

How many goals is that at SJP? Unbelievable.

What a man!

He's been substituted due to injury. hamstring again? Sounds like it.

Fake crowd noise. Not cool.

One up. Good show. Let's smash their pasties in the second half.

Lol!

Brought him back too soon, obviously.

Enrique fucked?

Apparently he headed it in slow-motion. No chance like that, man!

Nolan having a shitter, it seems. Poor movement?

Not much. Seems we've had the better of the game, but it's not brillo.

Simpson bummed again?

Sounded like he'd been flagged offside about a minute before the goal.