Keefaz

You've got some front, haven't you? Your appraisal of Enrique is one of the most inaccurate the forum has ever seen.

i honestly think people are going way OTT about nolans fitness. he's the most mobile midfielder (not just centrally) we have and has never had much pace. He can move, just not for longer than 20 minutes.

Can't think of many fat, unfit central midfielders we've had full stop. Did you ever see John Barnes play for us? :-[ He made Kevin Nolan look like Aaron Lennon Wasn't he our top scorer one year or did I imagine that? Aye. And we still stayed up!

If Mars bars were apples Nolan'd be a decent player.

Maybe we could hoy some Mars Bars at Nolan in affectionate tribute. My dad keeps his in the freezer.

Can't think of many fat, unfit central midfielders we've had who've turned out to be legends, like.

Don't think Villa did themselves justice, tbh.

Worst offside decision I've ever seen.

Downing's been alright since I called him shit.

Had a good game, Park.

Warnock, you cock.

Foul on Park there, surely?

Great work, bell-end.

Young, man, fuck off.

I love Brad Friedel, though.

Shame his delivery's been cack.

Think Downing's been shite, tbh.

Ashley Young is on his arse 50% of the game.

Villa should try to get forward a bit more slowly. It's really working for them.

Argh! Empty corporate seats! It does my fucking nut in!

They've wheeled out the 3D!

Southgate's shoes!

not even just today they should have closed it yesterday since it's been raining in London all weekend, not like it was a last minute dilemma Aye, that's what I meant. they ran out of money to cpomplete the roof...so they cant cloe it. It was never ever designed to close. I'm sure they idea was to have a closing roof. No, the media proposed that idea after seeing the Millenium stadium in Cardiff and then they revealed the arch and ev eryone thought it was something to do with a closing roof, when infact it was just an icon to replace the towers. Anyway, the point stands. They had the covers on yesterday when the pitch was already soaked.

Ashley, man. Get up, ffs.

Berbatov's had three or four crap touches.