Keefaz

Michael Brown was deliberately trying to obstruct him and is a right twat, so it is doubly deserved.

Maybe he really is a bit o' charva?

Wouldn't believe a word he says, tbh.

10p on Torres as first scorer! Wahey!

I thought accepted N-O nomenclature was 'fizzing at the slit'? Did I not get a memo?

I'm not certain he would've even made it onto the pitch, tbh.

Heh. I wonder how come O'Leary hasn't been able to find another job since the Villa sacking though. He really didn't do badly at Leeds all things considered, and I know that Villa fans ended up hating him (at least the ones I knew at the time, brummie might know better), but on paper his reign there wasn't that bad given their squad. I have seen managers with worse records get top flight jobs in the meantime. Cos' he bloody horrible. Guaranteed he'll end up here, tbh.

He's that player who fucked you off in order to move to Portsmouth, inee?

He's waiting for the Newcastle job, tbh.

Voted Jonas. Think he's been absolutely vital, tbh.

Who was player of the season last season, btw? Don't remember.

Colo or Jonas, I think. Jonas has been a one-man attacking outlet for most of the season.

That's why the big man gets the awards.

If his achilles is truly fucked, I suspect his playing days are over, tbh.

Banned for being crap, tbh.

Suspect Walcott is pissing himself with excitement.

Never heard of it. Is it like dubstep?

Drum n Bass?

Had Rooney to score first. Piece o' peepee!

Debatable as whether or not it's even a sport away from home, tbh.

He is (or was, at least) on TalkSPACK a fair bit.

Aye, Marcotti's good, like.

Had never read any of this thread before today. By Christ, there's some proper shit in it.

Lawro? No reference found. See if you can flog that to him. Needs some new material.