Keefaz

Clem-time! Wicked! I'm going for a shit.

http://images.hhv.de/catalog/old_detail/00088/88363.jpg btw

Rubbish tackle. Christ.

Also, nice pitch.

Fucking hell! Nice OG!

Looked like an attempted headspin.

Harper doing a bit of slapstick.

"He was ahead of the salt shaker when the pepper shaker passed the ball" Like most women, I do this. :-[ And, tbf, you're one of only three women who understand it...

I wonder if they could run her voice through a processor to lower it an octave?

I hope I see another one of these exciting free kicks she's talking about.

Hilariously unfair goal.

Oh oh, there's an offside. Let's see how she copes with that.

'Free' kick? It's a free-kick, you arse.

I'd like Twitter Cheryl Cole to do commentary.

That fucking tackle.

She's a fucking statto, tbh. And a cliché shitter.

She's a fucking statto, tbh.

Vancouver. Saw her this afternoon shrieking during the women's bob-skeleton.

Oooh. That'll sting.

Lawro was gonna say that but he decided it was too shit to use.

Good defending there. Fucking hell.

Ref's a tosser.

Brill save.