Keefaz

I'd have even have said he was incredibly gay.

How happy is Behrami?

FYP. Wouldn't mind if he was playing up front for us next season, tbh.

Darren Bent at left-back.

Is Hansen about to pass out?

Anal sex? Nein. Displaying an excellent work ethic?

Colo would probably do a job there, tbh. The kind of fancy dan team he'd slot into.

Anal sex? Nein. Genocide?

Anal sex?

Brilliant ball by Richardson.

He's certainly too fast for his thoughts to keep up.

Walcott's too fast for his team.

Does that mean Carroll is the CCC version of Drogba?

Was that Ancelotti's Marlon Brando impersonation?

What Dave said.

Two old ladies walking out, hardly a fucking stream of discontented punters, is it?

Long ball's the way forward.

Been impressed with Everton of late. Think Moyes is top class, tbh.

Had Drogba as first scorer. 50p at 4-1! Barman, pints for everyone! One pint for everyone. To share.

Had Drogba as first scorer. 50p at 4-1!

Really chuffed with that. Gives us a bit of a buffer for the inevitable fuckery at Watford.

Pancake was class on Tuesday. What was he doing on Tuesday?

Not sure how great you have to be to beat Preston, tbh.

Thoughts on Pancake? Looked absolutely dogshit for a few matches, but has made a decent impact in his last few games off the bench and at RB...

Pancrate cross. Good sub.