Keefaz

Don't understand how that's a red?

Sneijder sent off.

It was a dive man, fuck off.

Hilarious watching Milan try to cope with counter-attacks.

What a cracka.

Na. Will never understand that. It's the third best int'l tournament. CIV 1-0 and just had a legitimate penalty claim turned away. Took an interest in 2008. Just can't be arsed this year.

I wonder if we could send Nicky Butt to that Milan Lab so they could squeeze a few more years out of him?

Why's Happy Face on ESPN?

Na.

Oh, dad! What? Just sounded like something my dad would say. He's always using words like 'modern' or 'a bit mod' or 'jazzy' to describe things.

Oh, dad!

Gabriel Clarke is the type of bloke who'd quietly shiv you while smiling and shaking your hand.

Was decent, I wouldn't say amazing. I'd expect any Premier League 'keeper to save that. Aye.

We drank Red Stripe and danced to reggae all day. It was great.

Thanks, lads. Phew.

This is the way his name is pronounced.

I got a text this afternoon saying my dinner was ready. But when I got in, it wasn't. You just never know.

Even game, really. Can see Scunthorpe tiring and getting humped, however.

You should have caught the rest of it really. He's been a rock for most of it. He's probably a 70 minute player now, which isn't really suitable for a defender. Looked very good, but could barely walk at the end of it.

The fact is Arsenal have barely won a tackle and have handed the ball to Stoke on a plate.

Campbell's not looking to spry like, is he?

Deserved, to me. Bossed the game in the second half.

You've been watching us too much. It's not like they've been kicking them off the pitch or owt. They've closed down everywhere, put Arsenal under pressure and won all the important midfield battles. They break well: neat, quick passing. It's not like they've just been lumping it all match.

Think Stoke have played really well, you grumpy fuckers.

Also, Fabianski: Wenger knows his keepers, like.