Keefaz

"Bring out the big guns..."

"Lee Hughes... he's always been dangerous." You're telling me, mate.

Jason Scotland runs like a bear with piles.

There are a lot who think he was playing with an injury.

The stick Ronaldo's taking.

Knew Spurs would fuck it up.

Beckford's about to pass out, I think.

LOL LOL-LOL LOL!

Thought we were only a couple of days away from signing him, no? maybe in freddie shephards dream reality, the same place where we could actually afford him without crippling the club financially (which he did anyway with owen) But the bid was in: we were only waiting on Rooney accepting, which he was close to doing by all account until Man Utd came in at the 11th hour.

Thought we were only a couple of days away from signing him, no?

Pen to Spurs. Worst start to a match you've ever seen.

Leeds getting facebummed in the first few mins.

Great work from Defoe. So close.

FIFA should've just set up a cloning program and made 5000 duplicates of Collina.

Don't see how difficult it would be to motivate his group of lads for this game after the way we failed against them on Monday. Now he has a test on. Hope he's up to it.

In comparison to us?

Highlights is when?

Now you've done it.

Well, onwards and upwards. Deserved to lose after a shameful first-half display and that shouldn't be forgotten in the officiating furore.

Shallots. Celery. Leeks. Garlic. Potatoes. Frozen peas. 8 bottles of cusquena. a bottle Bombay Sapphire. Apple juice. Tonic water. Baguette. Hummus. No wonder we fucking lost.

The standard in the Championship isn't great, tbh.

6 mins.

Carroll should save his goals for the league.

You haven't missed much.

As Lowes eluded to, if we'd started the game in the same fashion we'd started the second half, we might'd got something out of this.