Keefaz

These matches are just 90 minutes of whining. It's shit.

This is normal.

Get Joe Cole on, ffs.

He's on the roids.

Hibbert ain't even a footballer.

Ferguson is beyond a fucking joke now. I've seen 5 year old kids more dignified.

Northwich Victoria through. Well deserved.

Wahey! Good. I want Phil Brown at Hull forever.

Northwich are dead on their feet, like.

Mint. Northwich score. 18-year old sub.

Phil Brown glowing with pride.

Aye. Hopefully there'll be a 20-man brawl at some point, though.

Charlton getting facebummed in the cup.

I don't want Phil Brown to leave. Can't they keep him forever?

Kind of goalmouth scramble that doesn't exist anymore. Awesome.

Northwich play better football than us, tbh.

Pfff. Mais, why talk about zee subjet asked, when I can talk about Daveed Ginola?

I love the Cup, but I fucking hate all the 'giant-killing', plucky underdog bullshit sometimes. See ITV right now, in fact.

"Terry's Dad: Dealer In Death." And I bet the cunt wasn't wearing a poppy when he sold his coke. Edit: oh, he was. I'm glad they mentioned that.

"Cheers, dad." Christ.

Of what?

Anything promoted by the Daily Mail can fuck right off. In fact, that should've been Man Utd's response.

There's nothing good about this league. Other than we win occasionally, it's a fucking nightmare. My mackem mate told me I'd enjoy this league more than the PL, and for a few matches I think he was right, but it's actually cack: the football's appalling, the coverage woeful, the officiating is mediocre... you name it. Also, I think the PL has made us lazy. You can't help learn about all the teams, which are the important fixtures, who's injured, etc. because the coverage is huge. In the Championship, unless you really pay attention and read stuff, you'll never know anything. Even this season, when I only have half an eye on it, I still know more about the PL than I do about our division.

Huh?

Never gonna be a player with a name like Lionel. May as well give up now, tbh.