Keefaz

What's the news on Staylor and Colo? We need 'em back ASAP.

The cunt is Scunthorpe is actually Mike Ashley.

Harper saves. FACE FUCKING PALM.

Boos?

put it on ebay tbh No, ta. Ebay's absolutely shafted me tonight.

Tempted to throw my fucking radio out the window, though.

And the fucking Serbian gusle sold for three fucking quid twenty!

Computer out of the window?! I wouldn't waste a fucking calculator on these cunts.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

How much money? Um. Dunno. Don't know how much it's worth!

Anyone want to buy a Serbian gusle? You've got 8 minutes.

Forum band wagon or performances this season? Ranger has been solid, holds the ball well and is unlucky to not have a goal or 2 to his name. Harewood has looked shit so far. Harewood has a goal for us which got us points. Ranger doesnt. Performed very well against Leicester and contributed to the win, without a shadow of a doubt.

I'll buy it for £5. Lemme think about it.

I thought he was already suspended for five bookings? Non.

If we concede now, the computer's going out the window.

Smith booked. Misses a match.

Carver: Mick, that's total football.

Sounds like Nolan's played well tonight.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Lowes, man! I'm laughing my arse off.

'The sheep that cried wolf'? What the fuck you on about, Lowes?

Re: Scunthorpe United 1 - 0 Newcastle United - 20/10/09

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/17/subway,0.jpg GEREMI? WE'VE GOT A SUB FOR THAT!

Chris, man! Make a sub!