because it wasn't by David Beckham.
I've got that on video by the way but have absolutely no idea how to upload it
1993:
*Lee shoots and scores from behind the half-way line*
Ref: No goal
Lee: What ref? why?
Ref: Because you're not David Beckham
Lee: Who the f*** is David Beckham?
Ref: Someone 17 year-old who will score a goal like that in over 3 years time
Lee: No bother, cheers for letting me know.