Sima

Allardyce has just said the priority is shoring up the leaky defence. So NE5 isn't going to get what he wants.

For what? He was fucking hopeless and at fault for the first two goals.

Love how people go over the top on here. Rozenhal "absolutely incredible"

Haha http://www.jeffwinterentertainmentandmedia.co.uk/comeonboro/0708006.htm Suggesting people calling him orange are "racist"

Thunderstruck by AC/DC is better than Going Home anyway

Should blatantly use Wake Up by Arcade Fire

Anelka

Such as?

The same was said about Jon Dahl Tomasson when he was here, it didn't mean he was well-suited to playing as an out-and-out striker either. Jon Dahl was a great finisher. Wasn't his fault he was asked to play as frontline striker when he clearly wasn't one. Didn't he miss a sitter against Sheff Wed early in his Newcastle career which seemed to knock his confidence and from that moment he was doomed here. 2nd minute of the first game of the season. He also provided an awesome back-heel for Asprilla's goal in the same game. Some may say he was clean through and trod on the ball mind.........

Why the f*** would a Sunderland fan watch the SPL though? They've paid £9m for a myth. His first test is Keane and Berbatov. We shall see... He's not a myth tbh

Aye, it's been on a local radio in Edinburgh (Apparently the editor knows Gordon really well) and Talksport. Proper wankfest over there btw, Better than Given according to some, one of the best 5 keepers in the world according to others.

£7m for van der Vaart

Mackems sign Craig Gordon. My love for him being severely tested tbh

Ballack, when allowed to roam is one of the best playmakers in Europe. He can play everywhere in the centre of midfield. Attack, defence and patrolling across the pitch.

SSN so wise in enticing viewers tbh

Playmaker? Err.....yeah.

I'd like to see us sign Dabo tbh

Leicester

The predicted table

Average age of under 18

Number 50 ffs

Yes you can, look at Middlesbrough. Carling Cup winners Middlesbrough?

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=253308 Getting above their station again.

You want some? Do yer? Eh?! No, No I fucking don't. Leave me alone. No hill is that steep.

Can't really level that, seen as 12,000 of our own mongs turned up to welcome Owen