Sima

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh

Obermong.

Gutierrez hauling down N'Zogbia there and showing the no malo face to the ref.

Colo raped for pace there.

Bigi

Wank.

Fuck me. What do you know, Villa now looking dangerous now they have their three best forwards on.

Get him off the pitch if he is injured

17 minutes plus stoppages.

CORNAR!

*Still alive*

HBA free kick. I'll die if he scores this.

FIFA Ultimate team whore coming on.

Colo Dreadful pass from Ba

YES. What a fucking goal!

Get your hand down Taylor ffs.

Abysmal from Santon.

Too many players have been fucking hopeless so far this season. This insistence on keeping Ba happy is to the massive detriment of our team and the flow of our play.

Santon RB, Anita LB

Simpson done.

Going to have to mute my TV, heard the ball hit the advertising board before Anita struck it.

Wey, my commentary is ahead.

Taylor

Fucks sake. Too easy.

Christ.