Sima

It's basically one of their "daft mag at work" stories in visual form

I'm proper pissed off by this. Absolute disgrace.

What a load of shit. Ultimately it's still a good season but typical Newcastle kicking you in the balls when you are comfortable.

Booed off.

Mackems Top Dergs.

Jesus.

What a ball by Enrique.

Are our players wearing slippers?

I think Piers Morgan will definitely know who it is.

I see piers Morgan has randomly asked someone to get a better lawyer. That's it confirmed if there were any lingering doubts.

Motson so uninterested.

I want a replay of Sammy's appearance from at least 3 angles or I'm writing into Points of View.

Shola played the Tiote role epically in the last 20 minutes tbh

Roman looks like he has just climbed out of a skip.

Comedy goal. Guiterrez adamant

Terry.Scum.

Can't wait to hear Motson ejaculate every time DROGBARRRRRRRRRR gets near the ball.

Not surprising. Nice pay off though

Think I've got a new avatar. Anyone want to make a smiley out of the mackem before he disappears?

Rowell always spouts some racist bilge followed by some pseudo-intelligent crap before finishing it off by cowering, saying he was "fishing"

Fucking hell

This is a canny thread http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=565060

Given just looks like some sad act fan who has came in his whole kit.

Balotelli

:lol: