Sima

Hypothetically what happens if we don't get his clearance by 1st September? Just wondering like.

Yes, but on the other hand you shouldn't feel like you have to go. £500 is a lot to be forced to pay without doubt.

Rakitic, Saenko and V. Berezutski

Anyone who has received their renewals fancy putting up a full list of renewal prices, my renewal is going to my parents house....

It's arguable whether he's even the best at Chelsea IMO. It isn't even arguable tbh

Official statements reserved for whites only tbh

My personal favourites are the OMG THICK MAG!!111!!!111 or DELUSIONAL SKUNK!!!111111!!11oneoneeleven Seriously man, perfect case for if you say something enough, you can brainwash enough morons.

We've had much worse pitches in the last few years. Our pitch had green and brown stripes tbh

Keane has nothing on The Mattrix tbh

No

One of the most cultured players I have seen play for Newcastle.

Chelsea complaning about someone else undermining the integrity of anything is the sheer definition of irony tbh

Free Ticket Mags?

Fucking hell.

Kelly v Portsmouth

because it wasn't by David Beckham. I've got that on video by the way but have absolutely no idea how to upload it 1993: *Lee shoots and scores from behind the half-way line* Ref: No goal Lee: What ref? why? Ref: Because you're not David Beckham Lee: Who the f*** is David Beckham? Ref: Someone 17 year-old who will score a goal like that in over 3 years time Lee: No bother, cheers for letting me know.

Given Beye Cacapa Faye Enrique Geremi Barton Emre Milner N'Zogbia Owen

Tyree's catch tbh

Eh? Were were spending just as much if not more than Man Utd around 1996 so not sure you can say that.

You think Lampard is better than Gerrard tbh Opinion void.

Every single one of those captions is cringetastic btw.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7906/010278358690100jj9.gif Please don't hotlink from the official site. Ta.

Fair enough, maybe the caps argument is a little shaky. But you certainly look a better individual playing in a better team. For example would Ronaldo look as good for us as he does for Man Utd considering our mongs wouldn't be able to run onto his passes and anticipate what he is thinking as well as the likes of Rooney and Tevez? Maybe it's a bit of siege mentality coming in when people dismiss the Neville brothers out of hand, moreso Gary Neville. Just smacks of listening to cretinous opinion and taking it on board (after Phil's tackle in Euro 2000, etc)

You could easily level the same question about "taking them out of a decent team" at Zambrotta and Cafu btw. Who also have/have had the luxury of playing for superior national teams than Neville