Sima

How convenient that this is the best possible outcome for West Ham.

Sunak’s fault this.

Chloe Kelly nearly decapitating their keeper.

She admitted this a few seconds later.

Should be a pen.

Alreet Adolf, calm down.

We’ve been shit here.

95/96 away is goated.

Same.

Moist with anticipation at getting a rework of this season's Juve kit.

Worrying.

If they released him and Greenwood could earn tens of millions in lieu of no transfer being paid you wouldn’t see the cunt for dust.

Let’s dig out a space under the Milburn so the players come from underground South-America style.

Obviously they’re Head of Safety being a mag is just accepted as fact on there without any real confirmation. I wonder if they blame random accidents around the home on NUFC. Kicked the door frame? “Mag bastard door frame” Fell out of bed while fingering the sister? “Mag gravity”

Probably shouldn’t have publicity criticised them. Some of their key members were at it, naming Sunderland members of staff and generally abusing them.

His missus has been on the Moor.

Thought that Terry’s Chocolate Orange egg looked like waxa tbf.

Class episode that. Much better pacing. All that Bruno. Looking forward to the Man Utd game and some Isak content next week. Wish I could just binge this and watch it all now.

RTG will be loving that while at the same time crying about Joey Barton.

Get her on a walk around Cragside and on a drive around Northumberland.

Fofana to Forest. Then to the Scouse for £90m in the summer.

Also called Newcastle a small town. Get rid.

As long as there’s no buyback. Can’t see us being interested in that mind.

Give me Chiesa.

I'm a middle-aged fat fucker and currently going through a Jordan 1-led midlife crisis trainer-wise. You'll never take me alive.