Sima

I feel like a cunt if I pull my phone out mid-match to take a photo for my phone wallpaper.

Cortouis

Conveniently enough Brentford only have to play two of the darling top 6.

Shit, that Bayern shirt.

That famous "Last Chance Salewn"

Weren’t they linked with some forrin a couple of weeks back?

Tense latter stages of games and them turning to shit have went on way longer than Ashley.

Stewart will stay I reckon but who knows what he’ll be like post injury.

Hope they have a second season like Barnsley did a few years back.

You useless cunt.

Never a FK.

Handball? Fucker grabbed hold of it.

Adebayo has been Sunderland’s best defender.

Mackems playing without a forward. Maybe they are Barcelona?

Fuck me, thought the kerb crawler was dead.

Lewton with the shithousing.

I’’m convinced their fans will be clamouring for him so much that should they get promoted they’ll end up spending £60m on him and the rest of their squad will be dogshit.

I’d lump on these fuckers going through now with those two missed chances Luton have had.

O’Nien is the new Catts.

The fuck is he doing?

Want to see that cunt O’Nien sent off in the second half.

Just load the box with crosses. They’re terrified.

These are all over the place with Luton’s size.